If you want to have haters looking at you like the savage Patrick meme, you’ve come to the right place.


Sneaker envy is no laughing matter, so be sure you grab yourself some crep protect, and maybe a personal bodyguard if you want to keep sneaks fresh.

There’s been a lot of heat this year, but these nine will definitely have fellow sneakerheads wanting to step on your kicks.

Levis x Air Jordan 4

Yeezy Wave Runner 700

Nike Air VaporMax Plus Triple Black

Nike Air Max 98 OG Gundam

Nike Air Max 270 Hot Punch

Jordan 3 Black Cement

Pharrell x adidas NMD Hu Trail Blank Canvas

Jordan 1 Bred Toe

Off-White x Jordan 1 White