Here’s What Santa Would Look Like If He Were A Sneakerhead

Christmas is officially around the corner, which means Santa is getting ready for the biggest delivery of the year. Now, we know no one’s ever really seen him in person, but we reckon he’s a massive sneakerhead. And we’ve got a bit of an idea of some of his all-time favourite outfit options…

We all know Santa loves a good splash of red, so we reckon on his off-duty days he dons this Double Swoosh Crew Sweatshirt, matching Swoosh Cargo Sweatpants and of course, his favourite triple-black Nike Air Force 1. The comfiest Claus in all the land, he definitely rocks this when he heads to his Sunday gym sesh.

When Father Christmas has to, y’know, run a few errands, do a few bits and bobs, he tends to go for the old smart-casj look. This Aape Jersey Sweatshirt gives him a pop of his signature colour, the Off-White C/O Virgil Abloh Jogging Bottoms look crisp and the DSquared2 Icon Cap helps him stay under wraps. His Off-White Off Court Leather Hi Sneakers add a final touch of detail, because obviously he can’t be seen without a pair of hyped creps.

It’s chilly in the North Pole, didn’t you know? So to stay warm and still look fresh, Santa chucks on his Carhartt WIP Chase Sweat with his fave Carhartt WIP Cargo Pants. He rounds everything off by grabbing the new Jordan 1 "Bloodline" from his shoedrobe and heads out for dinner with Mrs Claus.

Look, sometimes Santa doesn’t feel like wearing top-to-toe red, okay?! When he’s feeling more subdued, he likes to wear his adidas Polar Fleece AOP Pants, adidas Essential Crew Sweat and of course, his Yeezy 500 High "Slate". He called it his “Boxing Day Outfit”. We didn’t ask why.